bus
so i was on the bus this morning and this old dude with a raspy low, drunk voice says to the driver, "I had quite the cocktail last night. I accidentally threw all my wife's medication down the toilet. That would've killed Andre the Giant."
i couldn't stop laughing. if anyone's ever seen me trying not to laugh, it's really quite comical in and of itself, even if you have no idea what i'm laughing at. It was pretty much because he said toilet, followed almost immediately by Andre the Giant...yeah. If Kevo had been with me, I would've lost it completely. Would you like a refill on your lemonade?
posted by dieinahugefire @ 11:06 AM
4 comments
4 Comments:
wow, i'm really surprised at how many inside jokes you have kerry, that i'm not aware of. i'm SO lost.
the lemonade one you really don't want to know... just think Kerry and Kevin = bathroom humor to the max.
if you want, i'll explain over aim sometime.
and don't worry too much about things on here not making sense, b/c i *am* the queen of randomness.
the Queen of Refuse. So bow down to her if you want, bow to her. Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Filth, the Queen of Putrescence.*
*of course I am not referring to Kerry here, because she is the queen of rockin'ness, the queen of scrumdidlyumptiousness, the queen of correcting bradenjohnmr's spelling mistakes, and the queen of dino - droppings, droppings?
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